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Pictures from the bedroom

Pictures from the bedroom
A few sit-ups, two glasses of wine before noon, a make-up artist, and a photographer who knows his lighting as if he were a descendant of Thomas Edison, and you, too, can have a gift for the man in your life that will knock his socks – and pants – off. In the name of sex, art, and Valentine’s Day...
February 7th, 2010 | Current Issue, Featured | Read More

365 Days of Sex

365 Days of Sex
Married? Engaged? In a relationship? Chances are, you talk and think about sex more than you’re doing it. Has “CSI” replaced amour in the boudoir? Do you utter the words, ”I am soooo tired,” every night? Do you have a skincare routine that takes longer to complete than “War and Peace”?...
January 7th, 2010 | Current Issue | Read More

Satisfied at Mueller’s Sandwich Shop

Satisfied at Mueller’s Sandwich Shop
“Restaurant,” both the idea and the word, is French in origin. The word is a derivative of the French verb “restaurer,” which means to restore. To restore, by definition, is to renew, to bring into existence or to return to a previous and better state. Taken literally, the true purpose of a restaurant...
January 5th, 2010 | Current Issue | Read More

Staying Single

Staying Single
All too often, I’m asked for advice about men.  But just like wine, massive consumption doesn’t make you a connoisseur – it just makes you a lush.  So instead, I thought I’d wrap up 2009 with a list of things my friends and I have proved will make men run in the opposite direction.  Consider...
January 5th, 2010 | Current Issue | Read More

8 Weeks of Pain: Ain’t Getting any Easier

8 Weeks of Pain: Ain’t Getting any Easier
It’s not getting any easier. I’ve added muscle, can recover more quickly, and don’t get winded as easily, but my workouts at Chris’ gym seem to be just as difficult as they were when we started. It’s almost hard to understand. Let me explain. I’m used to working out by myself, at my comfy...
December 15th, 2009 | 8 Weeks of Pain, Current Issue, Featured | Read More

Christmas Party Horror

Christmas Party Horror
The holidays are upon us, a time for giving a little more, eating a little more, celebrating a little more … and for some of us, making just a little more of an ass out of ourselves. As the Corporate Holiday Party season approaches, let’s take a moment to observe some of the oh-so professional...
December 1st, 2009 | Current Issue | Read More

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